Taylor Swift told me to write this.
Yes, the fix is in. The smart money is on the Chiefs to take it all. Get your bets in before the Vegas guys get hip. The 49ers are headed for a Swift kick in the ass.
The whole deal’s been exposed by a ‘news’ source, but it’s too late to stop it. Go back to whatever you were doing before 2016. Uh…better make that 2010.
So, now that you don’t have to watch the game (unless you like the commercials), what will you be doing on Super Bowl Sunday? I’ll be celebrating with a super bowl of pasta.
I’m so relieved that the Deep State has finally figured out how to keep us lefties in power! By the way, you should also put your money on Deep State in the coming March Madness tourney.
I really don’t know how this craziest of all presidential years is going to end up, but it’s certainly shaping up to be a doozy. It’s a dramedy of errors, a comedy of elders, a tragedy of egos.
It’s got it all…the cartoon tycoon, the doddering captain, the threatening assertive females, the wayward sons, the lawyers, the crusading D.A.s, the judges and maybe even the doctors before it’s over. A pending world war. The warmest winter ever. You can’t write this stuff - because it’s all been written by a thousand hacks before you.
The ultimate crossover of news and entertainment.
Both the principal leads are unintentionally hilarious. The end of democracy has never been so funny!
So many plot twists are possible in the coming months. Will the vengeful ex-president, the new Teflon Don, avoid conviction, over and over and over again? Will Tricky Nikki offer MAGA men the one thing they can’t get…the attention of a woman? Will the defeated presidential primary candidate and governor of a certain southern peninsula, be allowed back into his own state ? Will Jumpin’ Joe suddenly reveal his new running mate is the wife of a former president? Who knows?
Anything can happen, and probably will!
I can envision BLM mobs overrunning Trump Tower, Proud Boys finally being outed, Giuliani flipping…burgers, Biden remembering what he was going to say. Crazy shit!
Imagine new stock market highs, new unemployment lows, dropping interest rates, falling inflation, rising consumer confidence…oh, wait - that’s already happened.
So cancel your Netflix, your Max, your Paramount + and your Amazon Prime. Lose your Hulu, diss your Disney +, and cut off your Peacock. This is the ultimate binge-o-rama, and it’s free on legit news networks.
There’s even a parallel version of this show on another network, where everything that actually happens is ignored, and things that aren’t happening are presented as fact. The station that exposed the Trader Swift story line. The company whose old name takes on a new meaning, as the century they’re stuck in.
Nothing we can do to affect the story line…the writers are calling the shots, sometimes literal shots. All we can do is watch. And duck.
So stay tuned. It’s getting good.
A little Band Boy news: last chance to see the movie on YouTube. I’ve been advised to remove it, pending a decision by a few movie distributors. Close to 5k views this month. Streaming TV is where it’s heading. I plan to take it down Feb. 1, so see it now:
So, whataya think? What, you still haven’t seen it?
I’m proud to announce 3 new film festival wins, 7 in total. A few more should be notifying me soon.
You really nailed this one, but who's Taylor Swift? That's great news on Band Boy.
Good read! Clever and piercing. Congrats on the well deserved awards